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Bono Vision

Self proclaimed Jesus of Dublin and all round irritating poverty slag, Bono, has appeared in a vision to a group of nuns at a holy shrine in Peru.The group of Read more

Ken Dodd Burns Down

Physically hideous veteran comic, and sadist icon, Ken Dodd has burnt down. Fire fighters battled in vein through the night to save the buck-toothed welk, in what turned out to Read more

Fossilized Nazi

The fossilized remains of a 50,000 year old Nazi have been discovered in the Mexican desert. Scientists believe it to be one of the earliest examples of its kind found, Read more

Tesco Celeb Spunk

Controversy surrounds the Tesco's supermarket chain this week as it revealed plans to stock and sell Celebrity Semen to shoppers across the country.Tesco Chief executive Terry Leaky believes it's a Read more

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Cliff Richard Bum Scare

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Cliff RichardPeter Pan of Pop and sexual pessimist, Sir Cliff Richard, was cordoned off for several hours this morning whilst bomb disposal experts detonated a suspect package, found in the entrance of the aging pop-stars anus.

The controlled explosion shattered near by shop windows and brought central London to a complete standstill for almost six minutes.
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Bin Laden's War Crime Sandwich

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ButtyA half eaten cheese and pickle sandwich thought to be part of Osama Bin Laden's lunch prior to the September 11 attacks, is to go on trial in Guantanamo Bay, charged by the U.S. Government with war crimes.

The sandwich stands accused of supporting terrorism by way of nourishment, and, if found guilty, faces the rest of its shelf-life in prison.
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Zookeeper Escapes

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ZookeeperPolice officers have cordoned off a three mile radius around Chester Zoo this morning after a 200lb zoo-keeper escaped from the staff canteen.

The 52 year old is thought to be a particularly aggressive male call Ted. Authorities are asking the public not to approach him if spotted, and warn he may have to be murdered once caught.

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Prince Wills & Harry to Wed

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Royal WankersBuckingham Palace officials today announced that Prince William is to marry his long-term brother Harry.

The couple, who have been brothers since Harry's birth over 20 years ago, roused suspicion of an engagement earlier in the year when Harry was seen wearing a £500,000 diamond ring whilst performing a circumcision at his local mosque.
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