The Pope’s visit to the UK has been marred by what has been described by some witnesses as a “gruesome gift” to the Queen.
The Germanian Papal caused scenes of repulsion amongst guests when he presented the Queen with a heavily mutilated badger. The Badger, which was dead and partially decomposed, was apparently thrust into the hands of the a startled Monarch without indication.
“He just whipped it out from under his cape and shoved in the Queens face” explained one witness.
Other Onlookers say that Pope Herr Benedict IIIII seemed visibly shocked and upset by the Queens obvious disgust at the rotting road-kill souvenir.
A spokesman for the Vatican has made this statement “This is all we need. First it was all that sex with kids rubbish, then the Africans with AIDS nonsense, and now this bloody badger fiasco! When will people just leave us alone to get on with our jobs?”
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