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Home Crime Zookeeper Escapes
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Tuesday, 09 December 2008 22:42

ZookeeperPolice officers have cordoned off a three mile radius around Chester Zoo this morning after a 200lb zoo-keeper escaped from the staff canteen.

The 52 year old is thought to be a particularly aggressive male call Ted. Authorities are asking the public not to approach him if spotted, and warn he may have to be murdered once caught.


Chester Zoo and Ted hit the headlines in 2001 when he managed to successfully breed with the resident panda Shit-Head.
 
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