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Home Crime Bin Laden's War Crime Sandwich
Bin Laden's War Crime Sandwich  E-mail
Tuesday, 09 December 2008 22:54
ButtyA half eaten cheese and pickle sandwich thought to be part of Osama Bin Laden's lunch prior to the September 11 attacks, is to go on trial in Guantanamo Bay, charged by the U.S. Government with war crimes.

The sandwich stands accused of supporting terrorism by way of nourishment, and, if found guilty, faces the rest of its shelf-life in prison.

Barak Obama Bin LadenThis is the second prosecution of its kind and follows the successful conviction of Bin Laden's chauffeur Salim Hamdan. A man who is said to be a major player in the world of driving people about in cars. He was given a five and a half year sentence.

Government officials now hope to bring similar charges against other Guantanamo detainees, including Bin Laden's personal fitness instructor, a pair of brown sandals once worn by the Taliban leader to attend a school dance, and a stray dog he once stopped to stroke on the way to the shops to buy bread.
 
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