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Cliff Richard Bum Scare Peter Pan of Pop and sexual pessimist, Sir Cliff Richard, was cordoned off for several hours this morning whilst bomb disposal experts detonated a suspect package, found in the entrance of the aging pop-stars anus.The controlled explosion shattered near by shop windows and brought central London to a complete standstill for almost six minutes. |
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Controversy surrounds the Tesco's supermarket chain this week as it revealed plans to stock and sell Celebrity Semen to shoppers across the country.
Gin soaked tea time television presenter, Judy Finnigan, has finally won her long standing High Court battle for her right to die.
Physically hideous veteran comic, and sadist icon, Ken Dodd has burnt down. Fire fighters battled in vein through the night to save the buck-toothed welk, in what turned out to be the worst celebrity fire that the British Isles has seen since Lorraine Kelly's tits accidentally burnt off during GMTV in 1998.
Countdown are at it again. Just a couple of months ago they gave us the classic 'MINGES' episode (which can be seen a couple of posts down). Now it appears producers are tackling homosexual rights and race relations in one swoop by inviting a contestant onto the show called Gay Black. Unlike her name sake,