Gin soaked tea time television presenter, Judy Finnigan, has finally won her long standing High Court battle for her right to die.

Finnigan, who has suffered with chronic diarrhea and worms since the age of 29, believes the embarrassing condition has developed far beyond the point of acceptability and has campaigned tirelessly for the last 40 years

to be able to end her misery in a humane way.

"What started off as an easily disguisable seepage and bearable discomfort has progressed to a more persistent leak, occasional squirt and intolerable itch."

"It's extremely embarrassing. I once shat all over Elton John during a live televised interview. David Furnished was fuming and threatened to stab me."

"It's ruined my sex life. Richard locks himself in the bathroom and scrubs his face for hours after we make love."

Finnigan has since been booked into the controversial, Blackpool based, euthanasia clinic.