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Entertainment Cliff Richard Bum Scare
| Cliff Richard Bum Scare |
| Tuesday, 09 December 2008 23:06 |
 Peter Pan of Pop and sexual pessimist, Sir Cliff Richard, was cordoned off for several hours this morning whilst bomb disposal experts detonated a suspect package, found in the entrance of the aging pop-stars anus.The controlled explosion shattered near by shop windows and brought central London to a complete standstill for almost six minutes.  Police were first made aware of the device by member of the public, Nyle Dylon, who was visiting Mr Richard's bum-hole on a pilgrimage."I was alone in the anal cavity, just paying my respects to the great man, and quietly masterbating, when I noticed what looked like a bomb hidden in an unattended carrier bag." This is the second bomb of its type discovered in a celebrity back-passage. Last month a 200lb nail-bomb tore Des Lynam's sphincter clean off whilst he entertained some children at a local pool. Sir Cliff first came to national attention in 1949 with his first smash hit album "Cliff's Funky Schlong!" and then the follow up album "Gods Big Gay Rodeo". |
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