Self proclaimed Jesus of Dublin and all round irritating poverty slag, Bono, has appeared in a vision to a group of nuns at a holy shrine in Peru.The group of Read more
Physically hideous veteran comic, and sadist icon, Ken Dodd has burnt down. Fire fighters battled in vein through the night to save the buck-toothed welk, in what turned out to Read more
The fossilized remains of a 50,000 year old Nazi have been discovered in the Mexican desert. Scientists believe it to be one of the earliest examples of its kind found, Read more
Controversy surrounds the Tesco's supermarket chain this week as it revealed plans to stock and sell Celebrity Semen to shoppers across the country.Tesco Chief executive Terry Leaky believes it's a Read more
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Peter Pan of Pop and sexual pessimist, Sir Cliff Richard, was cordoned off for several hours this morning whilst bomb disposal experts detonated a suspect package, found in the entrance of the aging pop-stars anus.
A half eaten cheese and pickle sandwich thought to be part of Osama Bin Laden's lunch prior to the September 11 attacks, is to go on trial in Guantanamo Bay, charged by the U.S. Government with war crimes.
Police officers have cordoned off a three mile radius around Chester Zoo this morning after a 200lb zoo-keeper escaped from the staff canteen.
Buckingham Palace officials today announced that Prince William is to marry his long-term brother Harry.