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Politics
New Veils Unveiled
The pack, which is designed to help the devout Muslim woman blend seamlessly into a western society without compromising her religious duties |
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A joint effort between the U.S. and British Government today saw the release of a new 'Assimilation Pack' for Muslims living and working in both Britain and America.
Troll-like Conservative MP for Maidstone and Alaska, Sir Ann Widdecombe, caused uproar in the House of Commons this afternoon when she gave birth to a large, sweaty egg.