Top Ten Bizarre Search Words

Some of the keywords and phrases that people surfing the net have actually searched for on Google, and as a result been directed here to Top Eggs!

Make of them what you will...

#10. "Disappointment of egg" (I have no idea what this even means, but it made me laugh)
#9. "Gary Linaker Jewish"
#8. "What are the rare omelettes?"
#7. "Is Ken Dodd Gay?" (with a face like that I don't think it really matters)
#6. "Lorraine Kellys tits" (Ironically on page 3 of Google results)
#5. "Arsehole Open" (Proudly ranking on page 2 of Google!)
#4. "Eggs in the Arsehole" (Surely someone researching chickens?)
#3. "Arsehole" (Concise and straight to the point)
#2. "Massive Testicles"
#1. "Massive Minge" (Apparently Google image results just has a big photo of Ainsley Harriott)