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Prince Wills & Harry to Wed Buckingham Palace officials today announced that Prince William is to marry his long-term brother Harry.The couple, who have been brothers since Harry's birth over 20 years ago, roused suspicion of an engagement earlier in the year when Harry was seen wearing a £500,000 diamond ring whilst performing a circumcision at his local mosque. |
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A West Midlands bus company has been forced to suspend all services to and from Dunstable, after an unprecedented amount of complaints from the public over it's controversial policy of employing deposed, and in some cases deceased, dictators.
The Queen is to re-open her Arsehole to the public for the first time in over 60 years. It was last opened to the public in 1944 to celebrate the end of the second world war, in which it famously received a direct hit from a German bomber!