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| Prince Wills & Harry to Wed |
| Tuesday, 09 December 2008 22:32 |
 Buckingham Palace officials today announced that Prince William is to marry his long-term brother Harry.The couple, who have been brothers since Harry's birth over 20 years ago, roused suspicion of an engagement earlier in the year when Harry was seen wearing a £500,000 diamond ring whilst performing a circumcision at his local mosque. Their father, Princess Charles, says he is delighted for the pair and adds "They are keeping up a long tradition of interbreeding between Royal families. I'm very proud of them and look forward to hearing the pitter-patter of tiny feet soon!" Both Wills and Harry are expected to spend their stag-night in Blackpool, lap-dancing. |
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