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| Ainsley Harriott Boxing Fright |
| Monday, 08 December 2008 01:17 |
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The mistake happened when 15 year old work experience girl Tessa Phipps accidentally mixed up Ainsley Harriotts file with that of British Olympic boxer Audley Harrison. Harroitt, who was due to appear on a Weakest Link Celebrity Chef Special, instead found himself in a punishing and deeply violent fight with the Columbian hardman Ganzales. The fight was stopped in the fifth round when Horriott somehow managed to lose a testicle. |
Goggle eyed celebrity chef Ainsley Harriott "turned white with shock" this week when a simple filing error at his agents office resulted in a unexpected twelve round bout with Columbian heavyweight boxer Sancho 'The Fucking Fist' Ganzales!Joomla Templates Sponsored by Best of Joomla!
